Paintings. You’ve heard of them – don’t pretend you haven’t. They're made by mushing blobs of colored goo onto canvas. Sometimes you mix the blobs together to make other colors (but not too much – you can accidentally turn all the colors into the same color).

A scholarly harangue on the works of Francis Xavier "Skifeets" Sophistire-Weaving by our in-house crushing bore, archivist Craig Eastland.

Totally non-authorized, unrequested, and otherwise not-official video entertainments set to popular music.